Fray-Adjacent

Xander woke with fur pressed against the tip of his nose, which wasn't unusual in recent days, but it took him a second to remember Oh yeah, Bridge is a sparkly ball of light this week, not a ferret. Also, not here.

The other option, therefore, was -- he flipped on the bedside lamp and grinned as he picked up Notzilla.

"This is the frog that I got from my boyfriend, isn't he greeeeeeen?
I sleep with him when I'm not with my boyfriend, isn't that keeeeee-

ARRRRGHGHGHG NO NO NO NOT AGAIN NO! WHERE IS THE FRAKKING DUCT TAPE?"

Stuffed frog: dropped. Drawer near the bed: rooted frantically through. Previous sentence: ended with a preposition.

Duct tape: located.

Duct tape: cuddled and hugged.

Duct tape: held aloft as Xander ( started to sing )


And then he sighed through his nose and went looking for a whiteboard.

[OOC: NFI, totally FB. OOC=shiny. Like duct tape. It always said Tuesday.]