MCA0, Tuesday Morning

[needsaparrot]

Xander woke with fur pressed against the tip of his nose, which wasn't unusual in recent days, but it took him a second to remember Oh yeah, Bridge is a sparkly ball of light this week, not a ferret. Also, not here.

The other option, therefore, was -- he flipped on the bedside lamp and grinned as he picked up Notzilla.

"This is the frog that I got from my boyfriend, isn't he greeeeeeen?
I sleep with him when I'm not with my boyfriend, isn't that keeeeee-

ARRRRGHGHGHG NO NO NO NOT AGAIN NO! WHERE IS THE FRAKKING DUCT TAPE?"

Stuffed frog: dropped. Drawer near the bed: rooted frantically through. Previous sentence: ended with a preposition.

Duct tape: located.

Duct tape: cuddled and hugged.

Duct tape: held aloft as Xander started to sing:

Silver duct tape, you're the one.
You make potentially-humiliating Fandom weirdness slightly less unfun!
Silver duct tape I'm awfully fond of you,
Doo do do be do.

And then there was the jumping out of bed and the dancing around. Still holding the duct tape.

In the yellow duckie pajamas, yes.


Silver duct tape, joy of joys
For handymen and handy boys,
Silver duct tape you're my very best friend (except
For Willowandbuffyandbridge, et cetera.)

Every time that I
Need a fix in a hurry,
I grab a roll of you -
Good as any screw!
...Not dirty,
'Cause pulling you off would hurt me.

Duct tape, you're the best, of course,
You have a dark side and a light side
Just like the Inertia from Space Battles which for some reason I thought would rhyme when I started singing this line what's up with thaaaaaat,
Silver Duct tape, I'm awfully fond of you.
Doo do do be do

Silver duct tape, you're so shiny,
I'm so happy that you're ...miney,
Silver duct tape I patched up my shoe with,
Silver duct tape I fixed a canoe with,
Silver duct tape the things I can do with y---

Mmmmmmmmmmmmph.




And then he sighed through his nose and went looking for a whiteboard.

[OOC: NFI, totally FB. OOC=shiny. Like duct tape. It always said Tuesday.]