MCA0, Thursday Night

[needsaparrot]

There's popcorn, there's soda, there's two guys sprawled on the couch on a work-free Thursday evening. Everybody knows what that means, right?

Right - it's Call And Torment Parker Night!

After all, there've been a few minor changes in plans, and while some people waited to leave the island until after they'd heard about them, some people left last year. So they deserve to get tormented.

Or possibly it's just fun.

[OOC: This post is brought to you by the letters B and P, and the number aleph-null. Someday when it grows up it will be a linkdrop.]

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"And that is a concern, especially if you're not booking in advance, but still. Woo!" Parker took a drag off her cigarette, and pointed with it even though they couldn't see her. "Plus, you have Isabel the Amazingly Organized on your side. All the minor considerations will be blown away by her alien-fu, and she'll steamroll over the major ones. You're already set."

[needsaparrot]

"Steamroll? Well, that'd solve the problem of what to do with my family..."

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"No squishing anyone at our wedding, please," Bridge says, making a face. "No matter if they might deserve it or not."

[needsaparrot]

"Even if giant mosquitoes attack?"

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Bridge swats Xander on the shoulder. "You should know better than to say things like that!" he says in mock annoyance.

[needsaparrot]

"Yeah, I know, but sometimes it's just too good to resist."

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"Remind me why I'm marrying you, again?"

[needsaparrot]

"I have your name tattooed on my ass so you might as well keep me?"

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"You have what?" Parker said, nearly falling off her bed. "No way!"

[needsaparrot]

"Plus the apostrophe and the s; I added that at the last minute just in case the people who aren't gonna see it anyway read it wrong."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"You did not tattoo yourself," Parker said flatly, then grinned. "Bridge? I wanna see Xander's tattoo. Or I won't believe it exists!"

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Parker can probably *hear* Bridge's frown. "Not happening."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

She can, in fact, hear it. "I'll show mine?"

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"Um," Bridge blushes. "No, that's okay!" he manages to squeak.

[needsaparrot]

If Xander's expression is a mix of curiosity and resignation, well, Parker wouldn't be able to see it, would she. "I could fax it to her..."

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Bridge thinks that over. "Weeeeeeeell...."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker isn't sure whether to be disappointed or gleeful. Or which way Bridge will jump if she pushes him.

So she maintains a politic and intense silence. Kind of like ???, sent non-verbally down phone lines.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"She's not allowed to see it in person," Bridge says firmly.

[needsaparrot]

"Would now be a good time to point out I don't have a fax machine?" He does, actually, out in the office. But that would require moving.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Oh well gosh guess you'll have to send me a photo!" Parker paused. "Although I'm still up for in-person..."