MCA0, Monday Night

[needsaparrot]

Xander is doing something that... well, some people might call it cooking. Probably not people who actually know how to operate a stove, though. There's chicken, or something that started out as chicken, but then he got distracted by the pasta boiling over, and now it's the artist formerly known as chicken. And the superglue formerly known as pasta.

So... pretty much Xander's doing something that's more properly described as 'staring at his kitchen and wondering if it'd be cheating to dump the whole thing and start pressing random buttons on the food replicator.'

It's been... a day.
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[OOC: For the boyfriend.]

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[needsaparrot]

"I'd say Andrew? just to make you flail, but that would be mean."

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"Very, very, mean," Bridge says solemnly. "Besides, I think Neil would probably object."

[needsaparrot]

"Good for Neil," Xander says, nodding. "...Who's Neil?"

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"Formerly Conner's roommate," Bridge says. "And currently Andrew's boyfriend."

[needsaparrot]

Xander snickers. "So another victim of the amazing Conner McKnight Gay Now Powers?"

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"He does seem to have something of a track record, doesn't he?"

[needsaparrot]

"Can't blame it all on him, though. I never roomed with him."

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"I'm from the same reality as him, though, and also he met a future version of me before coming to FH though he doesn't remember that part," Bridge points out.

[needsaparrot]

"Point. Though that'd be some pretty strong gaymaking power if it worked on everybody from the same dimension. Also possibly we should warn Tori."

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"Also, I guess that doesn't really make much sense since I was dating you before I even met Conner," Bridge admits.

[needsaparrot]

"It's retroactive! That throws the field wide open - I can see the headlines now. Scientists Discover Conner McKnight Made Dinosaurs Gay. Extinction Explained At Last!"

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"Huh," Bridge says thoughtfully. "Maybe that's the *real* reason why Mesogog wanted to be rid of him. Not because he was a Power Ranger, but because he'd totally foil his bringing-back-the-dinosaurs plan even *without* being a Ranger."

[needsaparrot]

Xander starts to answer that and realizes he has none that doesn't veer past surreal into The Beatles In Their Sgt. Pepper Days Would Tell You To Cut Back And Detox. "Sometimes we're silly," he opines, instead.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"Only sometimes?" Bridge asks.

[needsaparrot]

"....Sometimes we're sillier than other times?" Xander corrects himself.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, that sounds about right," Bridge says with a smile.

[needsaparrot]

"This might be one of those times. I'm just sayin'."

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"Hmm," Bridge looks thoughtful. "After careful consideration, I can only conclude that you are, in fact, correct."

[needsaparrot]

Which is good, because seriously, this had been a day that was, well. A day. One that could only be improved by gay dinosaurs. "You have spaghetti sauce on your nose."

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

And... this would be Bridge going crosseyed in an attempt to verify Xander's claim.

[needsaparrot]

Xander hands him a napkin. "If you're not careful, they'll freeze that way," he warns.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Bridge takes the napkin and swipes at his nose, giving Xander a suspicious look.

[needsaparrot]

"What?"

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"That's the kind of thing my mother would say," Bridge says.

[needsaparrot]

"...........Mine too, actually."