Fray-Adjacent

To: wrosenberg@councilofw.co.org.uk
From: purplefrog@yahoo.com
Subject: Five Most Recent Ways To Reassure Yourself That I am Actually In Fandom

1. I fixed a leak for a man named Moist.

2. Talking about the weather includes the words "pudding rain."

3. My ex-roommate isn't returning my calls because she's on another planet.

4. My ex-boyfriend is jailbait now drunk-dialed me last night to ask me about nose-cheese.

5. I WOKE UP SEE ATTACHMENT WTF.

love,
Xander

P.S. Whoever invented the underwire must die. Well, he's probably already dead, but you could bring him back, right?
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[OOC: establishy; there'll be an open MCA office post in a bit.]

Waiting around to hear from certain people who dropped major bombshells on him then ran off to spend the weekend someplace that might possibly have corpses? Why no. Alternating that with worry about other people, just for a change of pace? Of course not.

After all, Xander'd had a busy week. He'd rented two apartments (three if you counted the one for the chalk), met or re-met a bunch of very pretty interesting arms people, and been called cute on the radio. Plenty to think about that wasn't corpse-related.

So not thinking about that. At all. Nope.

[OOC: for a couple of returning wayfarers.]