B-Squad Common Room, SPD Headquarters, 2023

[needsaparrot]

"So we're on seven, right?" Xander asks Bridge as he strikes a match. He knows the answer, because it's not exactly the first Hanukkah celebration he's been to (not even counting the previous six nights) but it never hurts to confirm with the experts.

[OOC: Shh, yes, we know 2023 wouldn't match up with this year's Jewish calendar. Shh. It's another dimension and G-d knows these guys are so timefrakked anyway that who knows what day it really is for them. OH ALSO open for the locals, and/or calls from FH friends.]

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[needsaparrot]

Xander glares at the package for a second, then reaches into his pocket for his Swiss Army knife. ha, take that, evil plastic. "We could. We won't, but we could."

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"But then how will we know how much Jello to make?"

[needsaparrot]

"I usually stop when there's no more powder in the package." Xander slides the blade of his knife around the edges of the plastic and frees the measuring tool, holding it up. "Shiiiiiny."

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"Right, but if there's room in the bowl for more than one package of Jello then it'd be sort of inefficient to make separate batches, wouldn't it?" Bridge muses.

"I'm glad you like it. The present, not the Jello. Though I'm glad you like Jello too, because I'm also a fan. Of Jello."

[needsaparrot]

"Shiiiiny," Xander repeats intelligently. Because new toy. With a laser pointer. Which he waves around, making a spot dance on the wall. "This, not the jello."

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"I'm also a fan of the Xander-with-new-toy look," Bridge says fondly.

[needsaparrot]

Xander glances up from the new toy. "There's a Look? I have a Look?"

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"You have a lot of Looks," Bridge lookmods answers with a grin.

[needsaparrot]

"That's a pretty neat trick for a guy with only one eye!"

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"Xander-with-new-toy is right up there with just-been-kissed-Xander," Bridge informs him, "on my scale of favourite looks." The "just been kissed *by Bridge*" part is sort of implied. He hopes.

[needsaparrot]

Except now Xander's frowning at his new toy. Then glancing back to Bridge. "You sure you don't need to compare and contrast those?"

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"There's a rating system," Bridge says. "I've got it all worked out, really, the result of painstaking research and-" he trails off, looking at Xander speculatively. "You know, maybe that's a good idea."

[needsaparrot]

"For science?"

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"For science," Bridge nods once, solemnly, and moves forward to close the distance between the two of them.

[needsaparrot]

"You realize I'm throwing this whole thing off by holding the new toy while I get kissed, right?" Xander asks, not putting down the new toy.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"Maybe," Bridge says. "Or maybe I'm just interested to see if there's a third look to compete for top spot," and then he goes ahead and tests that theory.

[needsaparrot]

There is a third look, as it turns out. Not that, once Bridge is testing his theory, Xander is thinking all that much about the new toy.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"...Yeah, I think you kind of just blew the competition away, there," Bridge says, grinning at Xander.

[needsaparrot]

"The competition between me, me, and me?" Xander asks with a laugh.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"Sure, if you want to get *technical* about it," Bridge says, mock-exasperatedly.

[needsaparrot]

"Happy Wow, We Should Totally Be Out Of Oil Right Now Day, dork," Xander says, kissing him again.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"That better not be how you're gonna wish *everyone* a happy seventh night of Hanukkah," Bridge says, glancing at the other two occupants of the common room.

[needsaparrot]

"You're the only Jewish person in the room," Xander points out.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"S'not stopping them from participating in the festivities," Bridge points out. If one defines 'participating in the festivities' as 'eating the food', which is... actually pretty much a central theme for Jewish holidays.

[needsaparrot]

"Okay, point," Xander allows. "But you're the only one who gets to participate in my festivities."

Beat.

Beat.

"I just used a religious holiday as a euphemism. I'm so going to Hell."