Oh look, it's mail!

[needsaparrot]

Sometime on Tuesday, the following



appeared (unless through the vagaries of the sorting engine, it didn't) in a number of mailboxes (or semi-reasonable facsimiles thereof) across a number of dimensions.

Text: At sunset on August 16th, 2008, in Neptune, California, Bridge Carson and Xander Harris invite you to share their wedding.* Reception immediately following at the Echolls home.

*Also their cake.

Addressees

Aeryn Sun-Crichton
Alanna of Trebond and Olau
Alex Krycek
Alianne of Pirate's Swoop
Anakin Skywalker
Angela Chase
Anthony Stark
Benton Fraser
Callisto
Cameron Mitchell
Charles Kawalsky
Chris Halliwell
Cole Turner
Conner McKnight
Dawn Summers
Elizabeth Delgado
Isabel Evans
Jaye Tyler
Jennifer Scotts
John Crichton
John Winchester
Logan Echolls
M. Parker
Marco Conrad
Martin Blank
Meg Manning
Melaka Fray
Peter Parker
Peter Petrelli
Peter Pevensie
Phoebe Halliwell
Piper Halliwell
River Tam
Ronan Nolan
Rory Gilmore-Skywalker
Rupert Giles
Samantha Carter
Samuel Anders
Sarah Kerrigan
Skank Zero Hopeless-Savage
Tori Hanson
Veronica Mars
Willow Rosenberg
Wyatt Halliwell
Zoe Winchester


OOC Stuffs

Everybody's allowed to bring a guest if they so desire. Or two or three, if that's the way you roll. Assume the flip-side of the invitation goes into exhaustive detail on that, portal directions, and anything else your character might need to know. We know some people aren't going to be available for a variety of OOC and IC reasons, and that's totally understandable. Just please drop us an RSVP in this post (or by e-mail), either ICly or OOC, to let us know how many to expect, or not expect!

(Also ping us OOCly if having an invite at all is likely to make things difficult for you; it's no trouble to make a name magically disappear from the list with the wave of a hand.)

Comments

RSVP IC! Like Purchase and Consumption of Fruity Oaty Bar, Not Mandatory

[needsaparrot]

Enclosed is an envelope with an RSVP card, and a separate small note reading:

Registered at Home Depot, Craftsman Tools, ThinkGeek, and KrispyKreme, but all we really care if you bring is you. (Well, we also care if you bring slime demons. Please don't.)

Re: RSVP IC! Like Purchase and Consumption of Fruity Oaty Bar, Not Mandatory

[fh_jackass]

I'll be there. I'm bringing Angel with me.

- Logan

Re: RSVP IC! Like Purchase and Consumption of Fruity Oaty Bar, Not Mandatory

[needsaparrot]

Xander supposed it would be playing fast and loose with the definition of slime demon to call Logan on that. Aside from the part where the reception was at, you know. His house.

Re: RSVP IC! Like Purchase and Consumption of Fruity Oaty Bar, Not Mandatory

[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

Like I would miss this? No slime demons, I promise. Possibly a guest though.

Can't wait.

-- Jen

Re: RSVP IC! Like Purchase and Consumption of Fruity Oaty Bar, Not Mandatory

[demonbelthazor]

I'll be there, and I think I can safely say that Phoebe and Anders will be, too.

Did you have to have it at Logan's house, though?

Re: RSVP IC! Like Purchase and Consumption of Fruity Oaty Bar, Not Mandatory

[blessed_twice]

Wouldn't miss it, dudes.

Re: RSVP IC! Like Purchase and Consumption of Fruity Oaty Bar, Not Mandatory

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

I will be there and bringing Summer!

Re: RSVP IC! Like Purchase and Consumption of Fruity Oaty Bar, Not Mandatory

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

Of course I will be there! I am the best woman, I can't let you down! Now can you be gay now enough to let me know what I should be wearing or should I bug Isabel for those kinds of updates?

Willow

Re: RSVP IC! Like Purchase and Consumption of Fruity Oaty Bar, Not Mandatory

[connernotconnor.livejournal.com]

Your guest list is now guaranteed more awesome with the official addition of the McKnight Plus One, dudes! Can't wait to see you, even if my half of the state is still more awesome.

-- Conner

Re: RSVP IC! Like Purchase and Consumption of Fruity Oaty Bar, Not Mandatory

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

I will be there and I'm bringing Dick Casablancas as my date.

Re: RSVP IC! Like Purchase and Consumption of Fruity Oaty Bar, Not Mandatory

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

Thank you kindly for the invite Mr. Harris and Mr. Carson. I will be attending with a guest.

-Constable Benton Fraser

Re: RSVP IC! Like Purchase and Consumption of Fruity Oaty Bar, Not Mandatory

[goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com]

My big brother is getting married, of course I'll be there! I'll be bringing Dean as my date.

-Meg

Sent pre-Barbie'ing omg

Re: RSVP IC! Like Purchase and Consumption of Fruity Oaty Bar, Not Mandatory

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

DUH. But you knew that.

Probably not bringing a date, just so I don't have to explain half the guest list to my current boy-toys.

Re: RSVP IC! Like Purchase and Consumption of Fruity Oaty Bar, Not Mandatory

[water-wonder.livejournal.com]

Like I'd actually miss this? No way! I will be there, guarantee it! Can't wait to see you both! And not to worry, I'll bring gifts instead of slime demons.

- Tori

Re: RSVP IC! Like Purchase and Consumption of Fruity Oaty Bar, Not Mandatory

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

You are my heroes like woah for registering at cool places. Of course I'm coming as long as you don't make me look like a flowering lime!!!!

I'm sure this'll be a huge honking shock, but Sam'll be coming as my date.

CONGRATULATIONS AND OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS! YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED!

Being suave is overrated.

Love,
Dawn

Re: RSVP IC! Like Purchase and Consumption of Fruity Oaty Bar, Not Mandatory

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Xander and Bridge,

It was such a pleasant surprise to hear from you, and of course I'll be there! Congratulations, and thank you for thinking of me. I may be bringing a date, but I'm not positive, but put me down for one extra anyway, please.

...why didn't I know you could register at Home Depot?

Sam

Re: RSVP IC! Like Purchase and Consumption of Fruity Oaty Bar, Not Mandatory

[bigdamnprincipal]

Thank you very much for the invitation. We will both be attending, and are looking forward to the event.

-John and Zoe Winchester

Re: RSVP IC! Like Purchase and Consumption of Fruity Oaty Bar, Not Mandatory

[absolutesnark]

I will definitely be there and will likely bring Lindsey.

- Piper

Re: RSVP IC! Like Purchase and Consumption of Fruity Oaty Bar, Not Mandatory

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

I'll be there with bells on! Except, you know, not really. I mean, unless you really want me to be. I think my mom has earrings with little bells I can wear?

Anyway, I wouldn't miss it for the world, guys. I'm bringing the Jedi, but then you probably knew that one.

- Rory

Re: RSVP IC! Like Purchase and Consumption of Fruity Oaty Bar, Not Mandatory

[carsexual]

Mr. Anthony Stark will be pleased to attend, and will be bringing his plus one. Probably it's Lindsey Lohan.

Samuel J. Witwicky

Re: RSVP IC! Like Purchase and Consumption of Fruity Oaty Bar, Not Mandatory

[multiplez]

Um, let me think about it. OF COURSE I will be there! With bells on! Not actual bells. You can't make me wear actual bells.

-Z

Re: RSVP IC! Like Purchase and Consumption of Fruity Oaty Bar, Not Mandatory

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

Like you can keep me away. I'm bringing Sokka which is close to a slime demon if you don't save any cake for him.

Also if you even think of making me wear a dress with a butt bow there will be hell to pay.

Re: RSVP IC! Like Purchase and Consumption of Fruity Oaty Bar, Not Mandatory

[on-her-korhal.livejournal.com]

I'll be there. I might bring someone. No demons on my watch. --Lieutenant Professor Sarah Kerrigan

Re: RSVP IC! Like Purchase and Consumption of Fruity Oaty Bar, Not Mandatory

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

I'll be there.

/River

Re: RSVP IC! Like Purchase and Consumption of Fruity Oaty Bar, Not Mandatory

[chasingangela]

It's a good time for some happy news, and Marty, the passenger and I will be happy to attend. (The passenger doesn't have much choice.) We can't wait! - Angela

Re: RSVP IC! Like Purchase and Consumption of Fruity Oaty Bar, Not Mandatory

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Dude, wouldn't miss it for the world. I'll most definitely be there!

-Cam

Re: RSVP IC! Like Purchase and Consumption of Fruity Oaty Bar, Not Mandatory

[swerval_zero]

I'll be there, and so will Peter!

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Re: RSVP IC! Like Purchase and Consumption of Fruity Oaty Bar, Not Mandatory

[not_in_the_book]

Wouldn't miss it! I'll be there, possibly with a plus-one. I'll confirm that as soon as I can.

-Ronan

Re: RSVP IC! Like Purchase and Consumption of Fruity Oaty Bar, Not Mandatory

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

Congratulations, both of you! I will be happy to attend and will bring a date.

~Aly

Re: RSVP IC! Like Purchase and Consumption of Fruity Oaty Bar, Not Mandatory

[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

I look forward to it.

~Peter

RSVP (or whatever else you'd like to do to us) OOC!

[needsaparrot]

Or e-mail us if you'd rather.

Re: RSVP (or whatever else you'd like to do to us) OOC!

[connernotconnor.livejournal.com]

ASDFHJKASHDKFADFG DAMN YOU I JUST GOT THE FRUITY OATY BAR SONG OUT OF MY HEAD AFTER A WEEK.