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That sound you hear would be Xander snoring.
That sound Xander hears would be.... the... nonononononononono doorbell.
And then there is no snoring.
There's just Xander muttering "Nononononononono..." and trying to shove his head under a pillow.
And then there's the doorbell again.
And the pattering oftiny feet a herd of tiny elephants towards it.
That sound would be Xander jumping out of bed and tearing out of the bedroom, yes.
[For, uh, the people from last night. Cookie for anyone who can tell me why the deliveryman is so, so, so wrong.]
That sound Xander hears would be.... the... nonononononononono doorbell.
And then there is no snoring.
There's just Xander muttering "Nononononononono..." and trying to shove his head under a pillow.
And then there's the doorbell again.
And the pattering of
That sound would be Xander jumping out of bed and tearing out of the bedroom, yes.
[For, uh, the people from last night. Cookie for anyone who can tell me why the deliveryman is so, so, so wrong.]
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Date: 2008-04-28 01:24 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-04-28 02:18 pm (UTC)Except for how he was mostly concerned that it might be somebody who needed help, since that's who usually showed up on his doorstep at Holy Crap. But he doesn't want to freak Bronwyn out, so he doesn't say that.
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Date: 2008-04-28 02:27 pm (UTC)Ah, yes, that's better. "S'man inna hat. With a box!"
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Date: 2008-04-28 02:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-04-28 02:35 pm (UTC)When the door opens, though, something doesn't seem right. "That's an awful big box for pizza," Bronwyn says to the man standing there.
"Uh." The guy looks at her daddy. "You ordered pizza at this hour?"
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Date: 2008-04-28 02:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-04-28 02:42 pm (UTC)And then the box makes a noise.
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Date: 2008-04-28 02:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-04-28 02:47 pm (UTC)"This is addressed to her." He points. To Bronwyn.
Because he's an idiot, he realizes a second later, but it's too late for that now.
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Date: 2008-04-28 02:49 pm (UTC)You do now.
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Date: 2008-04-28 02:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-04-28 02:53 pm (UTC)When he blinks and hands her the pen and clipboard, verrrrry carefully, she prints B-R-O-N-W-Y-N H-A-R-R-I-S C-A-R-S-O-N, then hands it back to the man with the box. "See?"
Then she turns to her Daddy and starts bouncing again. "Can we open it now oh em gee oh em gee oh em geeeee?"
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Date: 2008-04-28 02:56 pm (UTC)Then there's some scratching, and it starts opening itself. From the inside.
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Date: 2008-04-28 02:59 pm (UTC)"Daddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddy!" says Bronwyn.
MEW! says the box.
Or what's in the box.
Really loudly.
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Date: 2008-04-28 03:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-04-28 03:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-04-28 03:07 pm (UTC)Not that he doesn't have a suspicion.
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Date: 2008-04-28 04:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-04-28 04:08 pm (UTC)"PARKER!"
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Date: 2008-04-28 04:10 pm (UTC)"Daddy, too loud!" Bronwyn tells him, covering the kitty's ears with one hand while she holds it in the crook of her arm. "Aunt Parker can't hear you 'less you call her onna phone anyways."
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