needsaparrot: (sleepy)
[personal profile] needsaparrot
That sound you hear would be Xander snoring.

That sound Xander hears would be.... the... nonononononononono doorbell.

And then there is no snoring.

There's just Xander muttering "Nononononononono..." and trying to shove his head under a pillow.

And then there's the doorbell again.

And the pattering of tiny feet a herd of tiny elephants towards it.

That sound would be Xander jumping out of bed and tearing out of the bedroom, yes.

[For, uh, the people from last night. Cookie for anyone who can tell me why the deliveryman is so, so, so wrong.]

Date: 2008-04-28 01:24 pm (UTC)
notlostyouare: (Default)
From: [personal profile] notlostyouare
"Daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy somebody's here!" Bronwyn is halfway to the door already, bouncing and pointing to it.

Date: 2008-04-28 02:09 pm (UTC)
notlostyouare: (weebronwyn - eyeroll)
From: [personal profile] notlostyouare
"I know thaaaaaaat." Bronwyn rolls her eyes. "Not 'less it's somebody we know and I can see their sparkles and no d'rect invites 'cause they might be vampireses. That's why youuuuu gotta answer it!"

Date: 2008-04-28 02:27 pm (UTC)
notlostyouare: (weebronwyn - party dress)
From: [personal profile] notlostyouare
Bronwyn bounces up and down, trying to see through the little hole in the door that is not at the proper height for almost-big kids at all. She huffs and puts her arms up. "Wanna see!"

Ah, yes, that's better. "S'man inna hat. With a box!"

Date: 2008-04-28 02:35 pm (UTC)
notlostyouare: (speedy delivery)
From: [personal profile] notlostyouare
"Yay pizza!" The fact that it's Holy Crap o'clock really doesn't concern Bronwyn. First because she's five and second, please. Look at her parents. It's not like it's the first time she's had pizza at Holy Crap in the morning.

When the door opens, though, something doesn't seem right. "That's an awful big box for pizza," Bronwyn says to the man standing there.

"Uh." The guy looks at her daddy. "You ordered pizza at this hour?"

Date: 2008-04-28 02:42 pm (UTC)
notlostyouare: (speedy delivery)
From: [personal profile] notlostyouare
The guy shrugs. "You can call it whatever you want, dude. All I need is a signature." He hands over a clipboard.

And then the box makes a noise.
Edited Date: 2008-04-28 02:43 pm (UTC)

Date: 2008-04-28 02:43 pm (UTC)
notlostyouare: (weebronwyn - glee)
From: [personal profile] notlostyouare
And that would be Bronwyn scrambling down and trying to peek in the holes at the top of the box. "Daddy daddy daddy daddy oh em GEEE!"

Date: 2008-04-28 02:49 pm (UTC)
notlostyouare: (weebronwyn - bounce)
From: [personal profile] notlostyouare
"It's for meeee?" Bet you didn't know Bronwyn could bounce even higher.

You do now.

Date: 2008-04-28 02:50 pm (UTC)
notlostyouare: (speedy delivery)
From: [personal profile] notlostyouare
The delivery man shrugs. "You can sign for her."

Date: 2008-04-28 02:53 pm (UTC)
notlostyouare: (weebronwyn - concentration)
From: [personal profile] notlostyouare
Bronwyn rolls here eyes again and tugs on Daddy's sleeve. "I can do it myselfs! I know how to write my name."

When he blinks and hands her the pen and clipboard, verrrrry carefully, she prints B-R-O-N-W-Y-N H-A-R-R-I-S C-A-R-S-O-N, then hands it back to the man with the box. "See?"

Then she turns to her Daddy and starts bouncing again. "Can we open it now oh em gee oh em gee oh em geeeee?"

Date: 2008-04-28 02:59 pm (UTC)
notlostyouare: (weebronwyn - plotting)
From: [personal profile] notlostyouare
Bronwyn crouches down and helps. As you do.

"Daddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddy!" says Bronwyn.

MEW! says the box.

Or what's in the box.

Really loudly.

Date: 2008-04-28 03:05 pm (UTC)
notlostyouare: (payback3)
From: [personal profile] notlostyouare
"S'a kitty!" Bronwyn shouts. "Kittykittykittykittykitty!" She reaches into the box to pick it up.

Date: 2008-04-28 04:07 pm (UTC)
notlostyouare: (speedy delivery)
From: [personal profile] notlostyouare
The guy shows him the clipboard again.

Date: 2008-04-28 04:10 pm (UTC)
notlostyouare: (payback2)
From: [personal profile] notlostyouare
"MEW!" says the kitten again.

"Daddy, too loud!" Bronwyn tells him, covering the kitty's ears with one hand while she holds it in the crook of her arm. "Aunt Parker can't hear you 'less you call her onna phone anyways."

Date: 2008-04-28 04:19 pm (UTC)
notlostyouare: (speedy delivery)
From: [personal profile] notlostyouare
"There's a card?" the deliveryman offers. "It's addressed to a X--" He squints at it. "Xander? Harris. Or Bridge Carson."

Date: 2008-04-28 04:22 pm (UTC)
notlostyouare: (weebronwyn - glee)
From: [personal profile] notlostyouare
"That's him!" Bronwyn points, still cuddling the kitten. "Well, just the Xander part because Bridge is my other daddy and he's still asleeps. See Harris and Carson 'cause that plus that equals me! You want me to go get him? He needs to meet the kitty anyways! I'll go--"

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