"Xander? One hell of a welcome back, and maybe you haven't waded through the others yet, but-- We need you to meet us at the Perk. Bridge is missing. See you soon."
"Hey, um, Xander? Just to let you know... a bunch of us are going down to the Underworld. To vanquish the Source and get Phoebe back home. I'm... well, I'm going with them. I..." There was a pause as Bridge *almost* added a "love you" before he hung up. "I'll talk to you later, okay?"
"Hey Xander, it's me. Um. So it turns out Bel's not as dead as we thought he was. Or, he is, but- okay, you know how you guys brought Buffy back? We're doing that. Only since Bel's a demon, he got sent to some place called the Wastelands. It's um... apparently not a very nice place, so we need to *go* there to get him out. So uh... see you later?"
"Nice message. I tried to stop by to see you earlier, but you weren't there. And then things got involved. Ummm...I'm leaving tonight. To go back to Antar. I just wanted to say good-bye. And I hope everything works out. I'll miss you. So...um...bye..."
"Xander! Do boys' brains fall out their earses when they get older? Let me know, unless yours did an' you dun understand the question.
Oh! An' this is Rory. Gilmore. Not, like, Rory...other name. I dun know any other Rories, do you? I only know other Lor'lais 'cause that's my real name. Bye!"
Unfortunately Xander has become a victim in Jamie's drunk dialing (http://multi-madrox.livejournal.com/42153.html)
"Baby? It's me. I don't cares that you're sleeping with Overpasses. I love you. I want this to work. Please don't treat me this way. Our love was a total pop song with a funky groove. Please don't turn this into country western song where I cry in beer and wreck my pickup truck...
"You don't owe me money, but gimme a call anyway. I'm having a day off and catching up with you guys. Anything invade yet? Any of those show developers for Space Cadets track you down? Call!"
Mel's trying to leave a message for her not-boyfriend but gosh darn it, it just seems to go to the wrong box.
"Hey. It's me. I'm bored and restless. Meet me back in the room after workshops and I'll give you the snogging of a lifetime. If you keep your mouth shut I might even give you something special."
[From here (http://montecito-east.livejournal.com/2460.html)]
"Hey, it's Mary. I could really use some girl talk. I kinda met someone and I think I could really use that trip to the spa. Call me back and we'll set it up. Bye!"
"... Hey. It's Ronan. I don't actually recall any mention of a Caritas date between us. And, uh. The not-in-public stuff? I thought you had a boyfriend. I mean, if he's okay with it, it might be fun, but... Yeah. Give me a call back or something? It would be fun to go hang out, anyway."
"Hi! It's Charlie. Dean and I are hanging out at Fast Eddie's tonight, and I thought you might want to join us. Bring Dawn, I'd like to meet her, since I've heard so much about her and the frying pan. Anyway, see you there, I hope!"
"Do you really think I'm boring and stupid (http://bridge-carson.livejournal.com/1407.html?thread=995455#t995455)? And... why didn't you say anything about it, before now?"
[from here (http://repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com/686.html?thread=137646#t137646)]
"Okay, I am not trying to tease you. I know you've got a boyfriend and I'm completely respectful of that. I'm touched by what you said and you're definitely attractive too. Though there may be some confusion because even though you have a boyfriend I don't and - uh - I guess I just hope we could be close in spite of all that?"
"You know, I wouldn't mind it if you were feeling pretty hot. I bet I could find some fun ways to cool you off. But I suppose I'll just go get the Gatorade."
"I don't exactly know what you mean by how I've been acting, Willow, but I'd be more than happy to discuss it with you and apologise for whatever I did. Just...please, not over the phone. And I've never not wanted you in my bed."
"Hey, this is Xander Harris. Leave me a message and I solemnly swear I will not wait six years to return it. Unless I owe you money."
[This is Xander's regular number. There's just a separate thread for business requests, for the sake of no-brain-splodey. Voicemail for MCA tenants is here.]
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Voicemail
Date: 2006-12-24 05:33 am (UTC)Re: Voicemail
Date: 2007-01-18 02:32 am (UTC)Re: Voicemail
Date: 2007-01-24 11:41 pm (UTC)I'm still glad you're back."
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Date: 2007-03-27 04:18 am (UTC)Oh! An' this is Rory. Gilmore. Not, like, Rory...other name. I dun know any other Rories, do you? I only know other Lor'lais 'cause that's my real name. Bye!"
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Date: 2007-04-26 03:54 pm (UTC)"Baby? It's me. I don't cares that you're sleeping with Overpasses. I love you. I want this to work. Please don't treat me this way. Our love was a total pop song with a funky groove. Please don't turn this into country western song where I cry in beer and wreck my pickup truck...
Looooooving you! Is easy 'cuz it's beauti-
BLAAAAAAAAARGH!
Oh man, when did I eat corn?"
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Date: 2007-05-10 03:20 am (UTC)"Boo-yah. I'll grab some lube and be right over."
"ONLY NOT!" (http://oatmanspatient.livejournal.com/1141.html?thread=1696373)
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Date: 2007-06-13 05:06 pm (UTC)Re: Voicemail
Date: 2007-06-15 11:23 am (UTC)"Hey. It's me. I'm bored and restless. Meet me back in the room after workshops and I'll give you the snogging of a lifetime. If you keep your mouth shut I might even give you something special."
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Date: 2007-06-15 03:13 pm (UTC)"Hey, it's Mary. I could really use some girl talk. I kinda met someone and I think I could really use that trip to the spa. Call me back and we'll set it up. Bye!"
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Date: 2007-06-15 03:18 pm (UTC)"... Hey. It's Ronan. I don't actually recall any mention of a Caritas date between us. And, uh. The not-in-public stuff? I thought you had a boyfriend. I mean, if he's okay with it, it might be fun, but... Yeah. Give me a call back or something? It would be fun to go hang out, anyway."
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Date: 2007-06-15 05:15 pm (UTC)"Hi! It's Charlie. Dean and I are hanging out at Fast Eddie's tonight, and I thought you might want to join us. Bring Dawn, I'd like to meet her, since I've heard so much about her and the frying pan. Anyway, see you there, I hope!"
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Date: 2007-06-15 06:18 pm (UTC)Re: Voicemail
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Date: 2007-06-15 06:20 pm (UTC)"Okay, I am not trying to tease you. I know you've got a boyfriend and I'm completely respectful of that. I'm touched by what you said and you're definitely attractive too. Though there may be some confusion because even though you have a boyfriend I don't and - uh - I guess I just hope we could be close in spite of all that?"
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Date: 2007-06-15 06:20 pm (UTC)"You know, I wouldn't mind it if you were feeling pretty hot. I bet I could find some fun ways to cool you off. But I suppose I'll just go get the Gatorade."
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Date: 2007-06-15 10:51 pm (UTC)Re: Voicemail
Date: 2007-06-16 02:20 am (UTC)"I don't exactly know what you mean by how I've been acting, Willow, but I'd be more than happy to discuss it with you and apologise for whatever I did. Just...please, not over the phone. And I've never not wanted you in my bed."
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Date: 2007-01-16 03:45 am (UTC)Re: E-Mail
Date: 2007-10-12 04:42 am (UTC)Other Contact
Date: 2007-01-16 03:46 am (UTC)Re: Other Contact
Date: 2008-05-16 03:15 pm (UTC)*click*
Re: Other Contact
From:Non-Mauvaise Chance Repair/Carpentry/Construction Calls
Date: 2007-01-16 05:14 pm (UTC)[This is Xander's regular number. There's just a separate thread for business requests, for the sake of no-brain-splodey. Voicemail for MCA tenants is here.]
OOC Pingery
Date: 2007-01-16 05:16 pm (UTC)Re: OOC Pingery
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