MCA0: Thursday Night

[needsaparrot]

So... while the mistletoe hanging over Jeremiah's tank was probably not too much Christmas spirit, Xander would admit if pressed that the Sta-Puft Marshmallow snow landscape arranged around it, complete with wee marshmallow snowpeople in santa hats, might be a little... Let's just say he's fairly certain Isabel would approve.

But hey, it's cold out there and warm in here, there's eggnog on the coffeetable, and Bitterwoman: A Very Bitter Holiday is playing on at least three channels tonight; he checked. Who is Xander to fight the inevitable?
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[OOC: for he who is not Xander, and yet has an anniversary today. What a coincidence! Idling in the general direction of NWS. Someday. After there is sleeps.]

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[needsaparrot]

Xander lets his head fall onto Bridge's shoulder and takes another moment to get his breath, before saying, "Do not ask me how I'm gonna prove I can be a floor wax."

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"Kay," Bridge murmurs. "This is me, not asking."

[needsaparrot]

"I guess if you got me really slippery..." He... should really stop trying to use that one remaining brain cell right now.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"I like my Xanders Xander-shaped, not... floor-wax-shaped, because I can't snuggle with a floor wax, not even a floor waxer would be very snuggly at all, I think." Bridge protests.

...Maybe he should stick to the one-syllable words. That seemed to work okay.

[needsaparrot]

"Maybe we should keep to the food-related metaphors."

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"Okay," Bridge says. "But I'm just making this clear now: I'm not gonna call you cupcake."

[needsaparrot]

"Beefcake?"

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Bridge snorts. "I think it might be better if I stuck with 'Dork'. Or 'Best Boyfriend Ever' though that's a bit long as a casual term of endearment."

[needsaparrot]

"I also answer to 'Stud' and 'Big Da--" And here Xander cracks up, because he can't even finish the sentence.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"Dork it is," Bridge says fondly, before dissolving in to a fit of giggles.