Posted to Xander's Facebook wall (and shared on Bridge's)

[needsaparrot]

It's a Girl! (Everybody pretend you're surprised.) Bridge, Xander, and a very tired Aunt Z are proud to introduce Bronwyn Harris Carson. Born 10/8/2029 at 8:08 a.m. PST, Newtech City, CA. 7 lb, 8 oz, 18 in. P.S. Happy World Octopus Day.



[OOC: Facebook-style replies welcome! (Meaning just reply to the main Facebook Comments header rather than threading off each other; everybody can see everybody else's chronologically ordered comments.) People who were likely to be there or get phone calls can assume that's either happened or in the process of happening; this just felt like a different and probably less repetitious way to play with it.]

Comments

Facebook Comments

[needsaparrot]

[No one wants to order by Top Stories, FB. No one.]

Re: Facebook Comments

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Also, before anyone asks, yes, the Octopus Day comment is *completely unrelated* to the birth announcement. IT IS NOT A COMMENT ON HOW MANY LIMBS OUR CHILD HAS.

Re: Facebook Comments

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Not that there's anything wrong with having eight limbs, but Bronwyn definitely only has the four.

Re: Facebook Comments

[needsaparrot]

Unless she's a were-octopus. You never know.

Re: Facebook Comments

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

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That was Victoria saying "Welcome!" in toddler speak. We're so happy for you guys! We can't wait to meet her!

Re: Facebook Comments

[needsaparrot]

Dawn Summers Are you sure that's toddler, Isabel? It looks an awful lot like one of the ancient Ry'leh sub-dialects. Try saying "Ia, ia, Cthulu fthagn" around her and see what she does.

Willow Rosenberg DO NOT DO THAT.

OOC

[needsaparrot]

Because the world can't end before 2029.