E-mail, Thursday morning

[needsaparrot]

To: wrosenberg@councilofw.co.org.uk
From: purplefrog@yahoo.com
Subject: Five Most Recent Ways To Reassure Yourself That I am Actually In Fandom

1. I fixed a leak for a man named Moist.

2. Talking about the weather includes the words "pudding rain."

3. My ex-roommate isn't returning my calls because she's on another planet.

4. My ex-boyfriend is jailbait now drunk-dialed me last night to ask me about nose-cheese.

5. I WOKE UP SEE ATTACHMENT WTF.

love,
Xander

P.S. Whoever invented the underwire must die. Well, he's probably already dead, but you could bring him back, right?
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Attachments: omgwtfbbqiamagirl.jpg | noseriouslydidimentionwtf.jpg

[OOC: establishy; there'll be an open MCA office post in a bit.]