"Xander! Do boys' brains fall out their earses when they get older? Let me know, unless yours did an' you dun understand the question.
Oh! An' this is Rory. Gilmore. Not, like, Rory...other name. I dun know any other Rories, do you? I only know other Lor'lais 'cause that's my real name. Bye!"
"Hey Rory whose jus' lil and not my uncle Rory which is good 'cause he's not little and has whores and stuffs ...stuff. This's Xander. Harris an' I used to be the cuter one but then my eye fell out so not so much anymore. And ... and I couldn't get to my phone in time 'cause there was a lobotomy of rum in front of me but I wanted to say.... um. Can't remember 'cause my brains fell out too. Boys're dumb and shouldn't kiss people. K, bye."
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Oh! An' this is Rory. Gilmore. Not, like, Rory...other name. I dun know any other Rories, do you? I only know other Lor'lais 'cause that's my real name. Bye!"
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