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[needsaparrot]

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Voicemail

[needsaparrot]

"Hey, this is Xander Harris. Leave me a message and I solemnly swear I will not wait six years to return it. Unless I owe you money."

Re: Voicemail

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Xander? One hell of a welcome back, and maybe you haven't waded through the others yet, but-- We need you to meet us at the Perk. Bridge is missing. See you soon."

Re: Voicemail

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, this is way familiar... Xander, give me a call when you have time, and know what you're doing. I owe you a beer or two, maybe this weekend?

I'm still glad you're back."

*click*

Re: Voicemail

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Xander? Parker. You're not doing anything tonight that you can't reschedule... right?"

Re: Voicemail

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"Hey, um, Xander? Just to let you know... a bunch of us are going down to the Underworld. To vanquish the Source and get Phoebe back home. I'm... well, I'm going with them. I..." There was a pause as Bridge *almost* added a "love you" before he hung up. "I'll talk to you later, okay?"

Re: Voicemail

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"Hey Xander, it's me. Um. So it turns out Bel's not as dead as we thought he was. Or, he is, but- okay, you know how you guys brought Buffy back? We're doing that. Only since Bel's a demon, he got sent to some place called the Wastelands. It's um... apparently not a very nice place, so we need to *go* there to get him out. So uh... see you later?"

Re: Voicemail

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"Nice message. I tried to stop by to see you earlier, but you weren't there. And then things got involved. Ummm...I'm leaving tonight. To go back to Antar. I just wanted to say good-bye. And I hope everything works out. I'll miss you. So...um...bye..."

Re: Voicemail

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Xander! Do boys' brains fall out their earses when they get older? Let me know, unless yours did an' you dun understand the question.

Oh! An' this is Rory. Gilmore. Not, like, Rory...other name. I dun know any other Rories, do you? I only know other Lor'lais 'cause that's my real name. Bye!"

Re: Voicemail

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately Xander has become a victim in Jamie's drunk dialing (http://multi-madrox.livejournal.com/42153.html)

"Baby? It's me. I don't cares that you're sleeping with Overpasses. I love you. I want this to work. Please don't treat me this way. Our love was a total pop song with a funky groove. Please don't turn this into country western song where I cry in beer and wreck my pickup truck...

Looooooving you! Is easy 'cuz it's beauti-

BLAAAAAAAAARGH!

Oh man, when did I eat corn?"

*click*

Re: Voicemail

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty's pretty quick to

"Boo-yah. I'll grab some lube and be right over."

"ONLY NOT!" (http://oatmanspatient.livejournal.com/1141.html?thread=1696373)

Re: Voicemail

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"You don't owe me money, but gimme a call anyway. I'm having a day off and catching up with you guys. Anything invade yet? Any of those show developers for Space Cadets track you down? Call!"

Re: Voicemail

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

Mel's trying to leave a message for her not-boyfriend but gosh darn it, it just seems to go to the wrong box.

"Hey. It's me. I'm bored and restless. Meet me back in the room after workshops and I'll give you the snogging of a lifetime. If you keep your mouth shut I might even give you something special."

Re: Voicemail

[montecito-east.livejournal.com]

[From here (http://montecito-east.livejournal.com/2460.html)]

"Hey, it's Mary. I could really use some girl talk. I kinda met someone and I think I could really use that trip to the spa. Call me back and we'll set it up. Bye!"

Re: Voicemail

[not_in_the_book]

Ronan was trying to call back Bridge.

"... Hey. It's Ronan. I don't actually recall any mention of a Caritas date between us. And, uh. The not-in-public stuff? I thought you had a boyfriend. I mean, if he's okay with it, it might be fun, but... Yeah. Give me a call back or something? It would be fun to go hang out, anyway."

Re: Voicemail

[girlzippo.livejournal.com]

Charlie was trying to call Sam.

"Hi! It's Charlie. Dean and I are hanging out at Fast Eddie's tonight, and I thought you might want to join us. Bring Dawn, I'd like to meet her, since I've heard so much about her and the frying pan. Anyway, see you there, I hope!"

Re: Voicemail

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"Do you really think I'm boring and stupid (http://bridge-carson.livejournal.com/1407.html?thread=995455#t995455)? And... why didn't you say anything about it, before now?"

Re: Voicemail

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

[from here (http://repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com/686.html?thread=137646#t137646)]

"Okay, I am not trying to tease you. I know you've got a boyfriend and I'm completely respectful of that. I'm touched by what you said and you're definitely attractive too. Though there may be some confusion because even though you have a boyfriend I don't and - uh - I guess I just hope we could be close in spite of all that?"

Re: Voicemail

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"You know, I wouldn't mind it if you were feeling pretty hot. I bet I could find some fun ways to cool you off. But I suppose I'll just go get the Gatorade."

Re: Voicemail

[needsaparrot]

[Lalalala for my own tracking purposes, Deadpool's call to the MCA voicemail.]

Re: Voicemail

[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

"I don't exactly know what you mean by how I've been acting, Willow, but I'd be more than happy to discuss it with you and apologise for whatever I did. Just...please, not over the phone. And I've never not wanted you in my bed."

Phone Fun!

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

[From here (http://themountieman.livejournal.com/268.html?thread=46092#t46092)]

"When did you get pregnant?!"

Re: Voicemail

[demonbelthazor]

Bel totally thought he was calling Anders. Really.

"Hey, it's me. Where are you? I'm up in the room, and I think you should come by, because I just can't seem to stop thinking about how much I want to rip your clothes off and bend you over and . . . I'll let you imagine the rest."

Re: Voicemail

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

"Hello, this is Emma Frost. I would like to invite you on behalf of myself and Ares to a welcome party for the new teachers at the high school this Sunday evening. It will be at 15 Griffin Way and have alcohol. And food. Hope to see you there!"

Re: Voicemail

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

"Hey. It's Mel. I know you're in the middle of the whole meeting the 'rents thing but I wanted you to know I'm taking off for a few days. I just... I just needed to get out of here and clear my head. I'll talk to you later."

Re: Voicemail

[sith_happened]

"Xander, it's Anakin. I don't suppose you'd know anything about some kind of vampire infestation? I killed three of them in the graveyard tonight and it wasn't exactly what I had in mind for the evening. Let me know."