needsaparrot | MCA #0, Saturday night

Xander was sprawled on the couch watching What Not To Eat. So far, judging by the look of the roast gopher with pumpkin sauce? Not only did he agree with the hosts on this one, he might never eat anything again. Or at least nothing that didn't come out of a machine, thereby making an exception for the twinkies.
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