"I just bailed my Slayer out of jail for robbing the chocolate shop," Xander pointed out with a snerk. "Which isn't the least legal thing the Watchers' Council ever gets up to. But you probably do have people who're better at that than me." He nodded. "And you need somebody to listen, I'm here. Also available for telling you you're being a dumbass if needed, free of charge."

Granted it might net him some footwear-related injuries, but he was willing to risk it.