Unfortunately Xander has become a victim in Jamie's drunk dialing (http://multi-madrox.livejournal.com/42153.html)

"Baby? It's me. I don't cares that you're sleeping with Overpasses. I love you. I want this to work. Please don't treat me this way. Our love was a total pop song with a funky groove. Please don't turn this into country western song where I cry in beer and wreck my pickup truck...

Looooooving you! Is easy 'cuz it's beauti-

BLAAAAAAAAARGH!

Oh man, when did I eat corn?"

*click*